Huuuuge Funbags

There's no denying this lady's sweet charms and she doesn't deny it either. She knows what it is people have come to see, so she lets the camera focus on the main attraction, not even wasting any time showing her face.

Natalie Portman Cries A Lot

If there's one thing Ms Portman likes to do, it's turn on the tear ducts. Blubbering her way through her career like a cry baby. But it can be an emotional thing to be an actor, creeping the boards in your youth, knowing she will never, play, the Dane!

Destiny's Wild!

Wildly attractive! I'm a big believer in the idea of free will but if Destiny could feature in my destiny, let's say Friday night 7pm she can choose the bar, then I'd happily dump that to start believing in a pre-determined course of events!

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad's AK-47

Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(

Ready for a fight.

Very locked up bike

This thing isn't going anywhere

How to make your very own compass

If you're ever stuck in the wilderness and have all these tools at your disposal, you'll totally be able to figure out which way you're pointing

My Oh Mia Ciara

The beautiful, very sexy and uber busty Mia ciara rips off what little clothing she starts with to show off a body that simply cannot be believed. I've seen a lot of Webcam Babes & they're videos, none are more captivating than this incredible lovely :)

Snipers To The Rescue!

They'll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies.

Shark Song

How do you turn the thriller of the sea "Jaws" in a feel good movie for all the family? Well, with some clever editing, that's how. So now, the seminal blockbuster movie from the 1970s becomes a heart-warming Disney movie. Bless.